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Playing Bogart

I’m very tired and I’m not making any sense and this is the best thing I wrote tonight so… that means it’s the best thing you’re going to get from me tonight.


 

A jazz club

A woman with smoky eyes

Husky voice

Charcoal dress.

You’re playing Bogart in your trenchcoat

Well, she sees right through you.

She approaches

Cigarette in her perfect lips

Gives you a smoldering look

And says, help a gal. My cigarette burnt out.

You and me, doll

You say

Don’t amount to a hill of beans in this world.

That’s not right, she says.

Play it again Sam, you say.

Also not right. Stop talking she says.

You fumble with your lighter

She snaps it out of your hand.

Gives you a demonic look

Flicks the lighter

Jazz music stops.

Let’s blow on the embers, baby

She says

Let’s burn the building down.

 

 

Going for a run on my favorite trail

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Going for a run on my favorite trail

An overabundance of kudzu wraps everything in a fluffy green blanket

Then the rain starts to fall.

I am surrounded by wildflowers

Their leaves and stems wetly reflecting the cloudy white sunlight.

How can I continue to be unhappy

When I am surrounded by wildflowers?

 

I stop to pick up burgers for dinner

The rain still cooling me through.

My waiter is an exceptionally beautiful kid

With clear skin, fearless blue eyes,

And a cowlick in his hair.

At the table next to me, three girls launch into a few bars of song

Then break down into laughter.

Through the thick soup of conversation

One voice isolates itself.

It is saying,

“Pull my finger.”

How can I continue to be unhappy

When I am surrounded by cheeseburgers?

 

 

Please don’t let it be a limerick

Last night I was consumed with worry for my fellow human beings. There is only one form which can carry this sentiment, but I fear I lack the talent to really do it justice.

 

I’m concerned about people who go

Through their lives doing just as they’re told.

They insist they’re too pure

To get down on the floor

And take a look at their own asshole.

 

Inadequate. I tried again:

 

Some people can live their whole lives 

And apparently think that it’s fine 

That they never bent over

And angled a mirror

To see where the sun doesn’t shine

 

Maybe I shouldn’t have bucked tradition. Maybe a limerick is no good unless it starts with Nantucket.

 

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