Please don’t let it be a limerick
Last night I was consumed with worry for my fellow human beings. There is only one form which can carry this sentiment, but I fear I lack the talent to really do it justice.
I’m concerned about people who go
Through their lives doing just as they’re told.
They insist they’re too pure
To get down on the floor
And take a look at their own asshole.
Inadequate. I tried again:
Some people can live their whole lives
And apparently think that it’s fine
That they never bent over
And angled a mirror
To see where the sun doesn’t shine
Maybe I shouldn’t have bucked tradition. Maybe a limerick is no good unless it starts with Nantucket.
Fresh Hell 
Lol never give up that’s the joy of limericks…when u nail it they’re perfect little things.
Some people lack deep introspection
And alas will not stop for reflection
Simply do as they’re told
Have no courage, not bold
And adverse to an arsehole inspection
🙂
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LOL! Thank you for this. It’s all I wanted and more! I can only aspire.
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My pleasure
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Good one!
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I like the drawing. Makes me want to be there.
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You don’t know what’s under that skirt. Even SHE doesn’t know
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Peek-a-boo! That was fun!
Mona
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Bahaha!! You should do more limericks. I liked that you included the original.
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It’s always good to take a moment to reflect on life; gaze upon our own assholes. It helps to remind us of our own existence and that life can be made into whatever we want it to be!
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Yes, and a reminder to be flexible… and that we all have flaws… don’t look too close though or next thing you know you’ll be walking around with your head up your ass? IDK, my metaphor broke
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Yes, I’m pretty sure asshats are born from them trying to look up their own asshole too closely! This also reminds us to not be too vain…maybe? hahaha.
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So much meaning! We must explore even deeper! Reeeeaally scrutinize, plumb the depths of the asshole metaphor!
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Yaaassss. Leave it to me to latch on to that metaphor while ignoring all the other meaningful and important ones! 😀 ❤
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Ooh, latch on, painful choice of words
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