Walking Absurdities
It’s been one of those days when everyone seems to be having a rough time of it, except for me.
Maybe this will help lighten the mood.
What are we made of?
What is this puttylike substance?
Doesn’t anybody notice
We are ridiculous.
All stretchy faces and brightly colored insides
With two bright eyeballs in front
A wide mouth below
And the nose!
An absurd protuberance
Set far outward
So you can stick your shelf nose right over stuff
And vacuum up smells.
We’re not God’s finest work.
We’re awkward creations.
We’re the hairless cats of primates.
When excited, we bray laughter.
When we age our teeth fall out, our skin gets baggy.
We wallop each other with closed fists
And break our silly noses
Right across our stretchy faces.
Our trunks split into limbs split into digits
Which splay and wiggle and toy with things
Which pick and slap and pop zits.
Our toes are stubby.
And we do stub them,
Repeatedly.
Sometimes we break them repeatedly,
Through stubbing alone.
Sometimes they break
Because we collided with another clumsy person
Who accidentally landed on them.
Sometimes we break them
Because we were moving a couch,
Filling a nest with worthless treasures
We found and attached value to,
Which we then dropped on our foot.
Spot on. Nature doesn’t really get more ridiculous!
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Thank you! Most people don’t seem to be as into this one for some mysterious reason š Maybe they don’t like being made fun of!
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LOVE it!!! Damn Friggin’ TRUTH!
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LOL! Truth isn’t always beauty, it seems š
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Nor should it be!
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Lol
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Well stub my toe and vacuum my nose…wait…nooo!!!!! None of those things please. This made me giggle in a weird, painful sort of way! Mona
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It’s the slapstick in me. This is what happens to children raised on Looney Tunes!
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The irony of the couch and the toe-stubbing can be (IS!) played out a thousand times a day — so many silly consequences of our silly selves. Thank you for a laugh this morning. š
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