Mystery Albatross
Where did this albatross come from.
It’s dead on my living room rug. We don’t even live near the ocean. Could this be a prank? It’s fresh. Do I know anyone who went to the sea recently?
Albatrosses mean something, don’t they? I can’t recall.
Well, I’ll just have to throw it out with the rest of the dead animals in my living room. I really need to get around to that.
Fresh Hell 
What animal melted on the couch?
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That’s a cat 🙀 or it used to be
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that’s one flat cat on the couch…
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Haha, yeah! I was laughing when I drew it 😀
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Once in a blue moon I buy chips (that’s french fries to you). Once in a blue moon, and then you come along with your insanely funny cartoon and I nearly choke to death.
But it was worth it.
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LOL! You can join the collection of dead in the living room then! It’ll be fun
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Yay! I’ve been invited to your party! I’ll hang my corpse upside down, one foot hooked around an overhead light fitting, a few chips still tragically clutched my cold fist.
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That sounds amazing. Please come to all my parties!
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It would be a pleasure. Just scrape my remains off the lampshade when you’re had enough of my company.
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You’ll make a great hors d’oeuvre! Nothing goes to waste in my house
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I keep forgetting you’re you. I’m like, this person is amazing. OH YEAH it’s Jane. LOL
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Gods, but I love your sense of humor, Sarah. And you’re creative and original, too! That’s why I steal from you. I can be confident your jokes are original. I just hate it when I steal jokes everyone has already heard.
See my forthcoming post tonight, “Why is there a Dead Crow in the Middle of My Living Room?”
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Thank you 😊
Ooh, that post sounds mysterious! I wish I’d thought of it myself! Lol
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