Where did this albatross come from.
It’s dead on my living room rug. We don’t even live near the ocean. Could this be a prank? It’s fresh. Do I know anyone who went to the sea recently?
Albatrosses mean something, don’t they? I can’t recall.
Well, I’ll just have to throw it out with the rest of the dead animals in my living room. I really need to get around to that.