I couldn’t write anything good last night because cats. So here are some silly 3/5/3 haikus I was playing around with.
Birthday cake
Candle porcupine
We love you.
Gorilla
Can’t fit into pants
Man or beast?
Dog flaps ears
Animals do talk
We are deaf
Hostess frowns
Looks askance at me
I farted.
Fresh Hell 
Looks I did them wrong. Oh well. I think I’ll name this form the Prolapsed Haiku.
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“Because cats”
Always a valid excuse haha!
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Haha, I’m glad you understand. I hate it when you’re about to do something amazing and productive with your time and then cats happen!
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yes, I know that feeling all too well!
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