Finish the Story #12, 03 Sept 2018
Yess, I finally got my hands on one of these.
https://thehauntedwordsmith.wordpress.com/2018/09/03/finish-the-story-12-03-sept-2018/
Rules–
- Copy the story below as it appears when you receive it (and the rules please)
- Add somehow to the story in which ever style and length you choose
- Tag only 1 person
- If you choose to not participate or finish the story, please comment/tag this post so that I know.
I want to see where Michael takes this one.
A Night at the Opera
Joshua planned the night perfectly. He bought her favorite flowers, picked the perfect bistro, arranged for her favorite book to be in the bookshop window, and purchased the best box at the opera nearly six months earlier. He waited for Lana to come home from work, take a shower, and start to relax. His plan was then set in motion.
“Why don’t we go out to eat tonight,” he suggested.
“Oh, that sounds lovely,” she said.
On their way out the door, Joshua reached into the refrigerator and whipped out the bouquet of flowers.
Lana squealed. “They’re lovely!” She kissed his cheek and wrapped herself around his arm.
The meal was perfect and she nearly flipped when she saw the book she loved on the way to the opera house.
Everything was going as planned. Everything until the opera. Instead of her favorite tenor as scheduled, Faust was played by…
… “Stone Cold” Steve Austin. It completely spoiled her expectations of the evening. The wrestler barreled around the stage, ungainly as a three legged pig. He nearly knocked part of the set over.
As he belted out the last broken note, unconsciously clotheslining a member of the chorus with one beefy arm, her temper burst. She just had to go complain.
“No, no, not again,” Joshua said. “Please, let’s go home.”
“I can’t enjoy my evening if I don’t settle out my confrontations,” she said snippily. “Let me do this.”
She joined the line to meet “Stone Cold.”
Joshua kept his hand in his pocket, sadly palming the small box hidden there. He had planned to give this to her after the show, but he knew her well, and what she had said was true. She needed to tell somebody off. If she came out on top, she would be in the finest possible mood and he could continue his plan without a hitch. However, if she lost face… he might have to re-plan this whole thing.
But the closer they got, the smaller his current dilemma got, and the bigger “Stone Cold” got. Joshua’s courage was wilting, but Lana simply held her head higher. At last their turn in line came.
“MISTER ‘Stone Cold’ Steve Austin,” Lana began huffily. “I have to something to say to you!”
“Stone Cold” took her hand in one of his ham fists. “Hello beautiful,” he said pleasantly.
Lana’s eyes bulged, and her face turned bright pink. Her opera glasses had not done him justice. Up close, his eyes were ocean deep, his bald pate such a compelling shape. She couldn’t remember what she was angry about. “W-would you like to join us for a late coffee?”
Haaaa!! This is amazing. I’m so happy it was Stone Cold at the Opera!! I’d totally pay to see that! I love the direction you put the story in. Pffft, and he ends up being sweet and charming with his ocean deep eyes. I never watched wrestling but I saw Stone Cold act in a movie once – it wasn’t quite a B movie but definitely not an A movie lol – but somehow it was charming and kept me enthralled. Ever since then I have loved Stone Cold. If I see a poster or another B movie with him in it I’m always filled with a little bit of joy.
And as you probably know, the “unconsciously clotheslining a member of the chorus with one beefy arm” part cracked me up so much. You might have heard a honk in the cubicle beside you 😀
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LOL, Stone Cold charmed you too!!! Bahaha, I didn’t realize he was such a magnetic personality!
I’m so happy you’re here to appreciate the stupid slapstick ❤
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Hahaha!! The slapstick is amazing. I can just imagine it!
I know! I love that you chose Stone Cold of all people to be the replacement opera show. So great. Yeah I dont even know why I like him so much after one sort of B movie, but you’re right I guess he just has a charming and magnetic person hahaha!
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Personality* heh..
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Wish I had a charming and magnetic person… (Autocorrect wanted me to say, wish I had a tumor. Now I wish I had thought to say I wish I had a tumor)
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LOL it would be nice to keep a charming and magnetic person around for conversations, wouldn’t it? If I’m feeling introverted one day, I’ll just use my Stone Cold Steve Austin to take my place in the small talk. This is nice. Thank you, Stone Cold ❤ .
Hahaha a tumor!! It would be more tragic to have a tumor. Hopefully it is benign – and who knows, maybe it would be just as charming and magnetic!?
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Bahaha, so whenever the conversation dies, I can either shove Stone Cold Steve Austin into the middle of the group, or I can whip out my tumor.
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LOL who knew they would *both* be so useful in that type of situation!
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Hahahahahaha
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I love where you went with this. I could not have imagined anything like it. The image of Steve Austin singing opera is exactly what I needed to brighten this sad and rainy day.
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Hahaha, thank you! I almost said Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, then I thought, wait… he might actually manage to pull it off somehow, he’s full of surprises…
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Definitely. Though its interesting how both Steve Austin and Dwayne are actors and wrestlers but seem like completely different people, in my opinion.
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LOL! It never fails to amaze me how different people of different races, creeds, or social strata can all come together and stoop together, submitting themselves to the same shit levels of poor scripting and bad melodramatic acting, when a camera is involved 😀 😀
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I better get my thinking cap on…
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I request that you please work the phrase “cavernous vagina” into this 😉
EDIT:: …for all those who weren’t part of that edifying conversation: https://afterwards.blog/2018/09/07/because-i-was-asked/
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Okay lol. I nodded last night but on it to night
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Haha, no pressure. You don’t want it to become your catch phrase or anything!
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I have two of these…trying to get to them
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Ha, everyone’s sending them to you!
Just make them all die in alien invasions or asteroids, no need to overthink. That’s what I fully expected from you 😉 Me and my school friends always ended our stories with everyone dying. I think we only wrote three with happy endings, ever
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I love it!
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It’s fun to ruin someone else’s story again, brings back memories
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Great addition 😀
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