Fresh Hell

Harpoon it, Ned. Save crazy-ass Nemo.

My favorite part in 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea is when everyone is stressing out because they are trapped in a tin can while Captain Nemo performs an endless sweaty emo rendition of Toccata and Fugue in D Minor. The true mark of madness is when one installs a pipe organ on a submarine. That’s the kind of decor that says, “If I’m not sane, why should my friends and coworkers have such a luxury?”