Modern Virtues
Why would anyone want their sagging world
Repainted in lying colors?
Life is shit.
Roll in it.
We have to take it up the ass
on a daily basis.
As long as we are stuck
In this compromising position
A sense of humor
Is required.
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Fresh Hell 
Truer words were never spoken! 😀 Hilarious read, Sarah!
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I don’t have a sense of humor. But I have a new ten dollar pocket watch from Walmart. Will that do?
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Fast fashion is a powerful coping mechanism for many. I won’t judge you.
…but you are doomed.
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speaking of which…my new place to live just fell through.
poop.
so now all i can do is laugh. my new plan? put everything in storage & camp while house-hunting. should be a cinch with four kids….
am i laughing or crying? sometimes it’s really hard to tell ❤
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Oh nooo. I was so glad you’d found a place, too.
Camping is… fun. Maybe you could buy a little plot of land in the Ozarks for $1200 and put a tiny house or shed on it… Is that better? I’m not sure. But it’s something I always consider doing for myself.
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right now i’m planning on staying in an old bus on 200 acres of wooded land. i can stay as long as i want, but there is no toilet…the only running water is a stream & i will have to remember how to use my camp stove. so….further down the homesteading/off the grid scope than i was prepared to go–but something to write about!
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That’s kind of shitty but also kind of cool. 200 acres is a lot!
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Emje, NOOOO!
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i’m sure it will work out. once i recover from the disappointment, i will get busy figuring it out. ❤
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You’re pretty amazing. Hugs
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Sarah,
So that was intense. Can I at least use a little deodorant and brush my teeth before I have to roll in shit?
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Of course. Whatever helps you roll in shit.
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A sense of humor does help…
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No kidding! I don’t know how some people live without one!!
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