Weredog
Definitely on a silly streak lately. Not one thing I wrote last night made much sense.
The weather affects us all.
Soon the harvest moon will turn
And I will turn with it.
Life is complicated.
I change from dog to girl
And back
But my food choices do not change inside me
And something deep within is alarming.
When I was changed
I ate something a human shouldn’t eat.
My body is a mystery
My dog body doubly so.
Today I’m putting hot sauce on all the turds in the yard.
My human self must train my dog self.
I sit in the yard
Collar around my neck
Waiting for transformation
And thanking God for privacy fences.
No wonder I like you š
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Right back atcha weirdo ā¤
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I am working on a new thing that I have great faith in lol my horoscope said that it was a winner ššš
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LOL, sounds totally legit! As long as it’s a horoscope you didn’t write yourself, if you wrote it yourself, then perhaps you should… stop writing horoscopes praising your own writing… it’s too meta and breaks my brain.
I am excited to see though š
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Imaginative (and funny) twist on a too-serious monster! Love it!
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Everything is too serious!!
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Ah-OOOOOOOOO!!! Grrrrrr… šŗ
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Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof woof woof woof woof for the entire night!
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Grrrwoof! hoooowwwwl …… all night long……………
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Bahaha, this post has sparked the most intelligent comment section I’ve ever seen!
Woof woof woof, bark bark, bork bork!
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Inspired, we are – sniff, snort, grunt, slurp, zzzzzzzzzzzz…..
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*excited clattering of long toenails on tile, sits, gets up, sits, jumps in circle, claws the hell out of your thigh, BIG INNOCENT SMILE*
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then turns around FIVE times and settles down for a nap – it’s been exhausting
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hahaha, we had a big day
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Yaaawn, stretch – slept so well! Yip, yip, yip!!!
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Oh no, another day of dog energy!!! I love dogs but I can’t keep up with them!
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I’m pooped too!
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